Videogame food poisoning….
Just because you’ve come up with a funny name for a game doesn’t mean you should actually make it. The Ninjabread Man is a garish, pig-ugly, barely animated, slip-slidy controlled, angriyingly unplayable mess of a platformer. I’ve been playing games for over 20 years - and it took me almost another 2 decades to get off the first level of this, mainly because the slightest nudge of the analogue stick or Wiimote makes the edible hero scamper off a high ledge! Yes, it’s the platformer hero who doesn’t know how to deal with platforms; he can’t even walk along a flat surface properly! I saw this in Game for £20! This isn’t even worth 20p of your cash. run away from Ninjabread Man as fast as you can!
RATING: 11%
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